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Shirts and hoodies for scientists

Our shirts for convinced scientists who want to share their expertise in physics, mathematics, chemistry and biology with the world:
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It's debatable whether Christmas trees are really sustainable these days. So why not go for a dinosaur? Big, green, suitable for fairy lights... Ok...

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You can be stupid, you just have to know how to help yourself. If the Tyrannosaurus had simply grabbed a pair of pincers, it certainly wouldn't be ...

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Do you remember 2020? Corona was a pretty blatant pandemic! But do you know who was even worse? The plague! 6 years, almost every city in Europe an...

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Do you love scientific facts that sound clever but are actually completely underwhelming, and do you like cosmic exaggerations? With this shirt, yo...

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If evolution were capable of doing this, it would probably just sigh deeply when it came to the topic of "spicy food" and bang its head against the...

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Some mathematicians are said to have gone mad when they read this statement ;)

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For physicists, it's usually only the order of magnitude that counts anyway, so why bother with such small inaccuracies?

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The protons are doing it right - they have absolutely no negative thoughts, are never in a bad mood and are always [i]positive[/i]. We could take a...

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There are many groups that want to win you over! But only one offers you exactly what you need - no, you don't need cookies. And the cake is a lie!...

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When I was at school, several camps usually formed quickly in each class: Those who liked math and science, those who liked languages and social st...

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The Anatomy of the Heart T-shirt shows a stylized but anatomically correct heart. The most important parts of the heart are named in stylized lette...

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The prime number 2 is really very strange ("odd" in English), as it is the only prime number that is not odd :)

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Some call it arrogance, one engineer calls it expertise. Where the problems begin for others, they find the solutions - in ways that a normal perso...

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Who actually claimed that the Borg knew anything about physics? Obviously they have failed to assimilate a people who at least have a sound basic k...

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The time-dependent Schrödinger equation describes the state of a quantum system. And of course this equation also fits perfectly on a T-shirt :)

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The Doppler effect refers to the change in the perception or measurement of frequencies as the transmitter and receiver approach or move away from ...

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Even God sometimes makes small miscalculations - it's just stupid that a few planets are then always destroyed :)

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What is the difference between a witch and a scientist? She had to keep her results secret, he has to document them completely. For many people, ph...

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For some reason, the vernacular has come to refer to everything and everyone as the "happiness hormone". Serotonin? Happiness hormone! Dopamine? Ha...

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On this "Dino Curve" T-shirt you can see a truly unique mathematical phenomenon. As was to be proven, mathematics is anything but a dry science. If...

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Whether in an IRC chat, a meeting with the boss or in bed: nerds speak [i]nerdish[/i]. Classic, unambiguous, straightforward.Here are a few example...

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Watch out - violent surveillance officers!The "Monitored" shirt shown here skillfully plays with double meanings and brings a humorous twist to the...

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You're sitting on the train, your coffee spills and someone mutters: "Everything happens for a reason." - Of course it does! Gravity, inertia, cons...

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Perfect numbers are those numbers that are equal to the sum of all their divisors (not counting themselves). You can see the first six on this shir...

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Oh, e^x doesn't have it easy in mathematics, it simply can't integrate, because the integral of e^x remains e^x...

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What looks like assembly instructions from a Swedish furniture store is just as pointless. At the very least, trying to assemble this device would ...

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Mathematics is everywhere and especially beautiful where pi is hidden. Unfortunately, too many mere mortals fail to recognize or even deny the beau...

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After a nerve-wracking journey through stinking tunnels and winding caves full of vermin, a fight against a fur-covered monster and a breakneck cha...

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The "Goldfish" shirt is a clever play on words and also a piece of jewelry for anyone with a passion for chemistry and physics. The black fabric is...

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A black hole is a region of space from which no mass or information can escape due to a very strong gravitational field. Obviously, the following a...

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Normally, our T-shirts are aimed more at people who have already discovered their love of mathematics and the rest of the natural sciences. But as ...

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Most people are able to observe how magnesium reacts with oxygen for the first time in chemistry lessons at school. Magnesium reacts with oxygen in...

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One phone call, one dramatic tracking shot and you realize: [i]Shit just got real.[/i]However, this also happens all too often in normal life, in w...

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Minerals like gold and diamonds won't win over every nerd - With (Mg, Fe)[sub]7[/sub]Si[sub]8[/sub]O[sub]22[/sub](OH)[sub]2[/sub] hast Du bessere C...

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Sometimes you have more in common with a number than you think. The saying "They call me Pi because I'm irrational and can never stop" plays on sev...

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Do you love the thrill of skydiving, bungee jumping, paintball or hacking?Then you're probably an adrenaline junky and should try out the thrill of...

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