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Computer scientist shirts and hoodies

Our shirts for computer scientists. Not everyone will understand them, but you can be sure that they will provide something to talk about ;)
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Debugging
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Nobody wants to constantly iron out the mistakes that another person has made out of ignorance, laziness or simply by mistake. But if you are that ...

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Intelligence - Stephen Hawking quote
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It is amazing what masterpieces the human brain is capable of. Not only is it the organ that has secured our place at the top of the food chain, it...

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Did you know that you can make a lot of money with compression? No, we're not talking about the inventors of WinRAR - they're still waiting for the...

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Still waters are known to run deep. Although software development has very little to do with water, this proverb can also be easily applied to this...

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10 Stages of Debugging
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You're always smarter afterwards. This practically universally applicable truism naturally also applies to computer science. Especially when it com...

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Installing social skills
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We can probably all agree that it's hard to keep your finger on the pulse when it comes to social customs and habits. One moment you're shaking han...

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Four Horsemen
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Death, war, pestilence and hunger - you don't have to be a fan of Albrecht Dürer to recognize this unholy quartet: the four horsemen of the apocaly...

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What moves me T-Shirt
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This T-shirt is a must-have for all gaming enthusiasts! The print shows the familiar W, A, S and D keys of a keyboard, surrounded by a rainbow-col...

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Who comments on their source:It was hard to write - it should be hard to understand...

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Floppy disks
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The good old floppy disk. It was one of the first handy long-term memories of the PC, but at the same time incredibly sensitive and unforgiving. In...

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If genre legends Run DMC are to be believed, the same applies to hip-hop as to computer science: [i]It's tricky[/i]! While the trio Run, DMC and Ja...

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There is no cloud
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[i]"Do you have too little storage space on your computer? Are vacation photos and old text documents cluttering up your hard drive? Then simply mo...

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Adminosaurus
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This shirt, inspired by the Jurassic Park logo, is a tribute to all the brave admins who fight daily against outdated systems, inexplicable server ...

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Linux Tux
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Penguins are cool, so beautifully dorky and probably the only birds in the world that have forgotten how to be birds. But no other animal waddles s...

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Hours of debugging
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Basically, programming has a lot in common with Lego: on the one hand, it's worth starting at a young age (keyword: practice early.), on the other ...

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C64 load command
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To be able to load programs or games on the C64, you first had to type in a command. So that you don't forget it - and of course for old times' sak...

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there are only 10 types of people
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If you don't know what this saying is supposed to mean, you belong to the other half ;-) But if you are smiling right now, maybe you should think a...

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Turning it off and on again
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What is the most sensible response to calls to the IT support hotline? Of course, the simple sentence: "Have you tried turning it off and on again?...

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A sysadmin never sleeps
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[i]Deep silence reigns in the office,The nerd roots without emotion,And the usersees blue screens all around. [/i]This (slightly modified) poem by ...

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Specialist for Layer 8 Problems
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Imagine developing a model that enables different technical systems to communicate and that simplifies this communication enormously through clearl...

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99 Little Bugs
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If any professional group deserves to have its own drinking song, it's programmers. The so-called "Programmer's Drinking Song", a variation on the ...

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You broke something
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You arrive at the office in the morning, sit down at your desk to do all the important [i]bug fixes[/i], sip your coffee... and then there's a knoc...

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Binary Tree
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Anyone who claims that computer science and nature are quite a contrasting pair probably doesn't know that computer scientists actually often deal ...

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I am Admin
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In the eyes of many people, administrators are a kind of matrix gods. They sit in front of computers, typing furiously in completely unspectacular-...

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Home is still the best place to be. Who likes sitting at other people's computers where nothing is set up the way it should be ;)

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To understand recursion, you first have to understand recursion.

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Ahh, there's nothing better than order, is there? When everything is in the right place, the books on the shelf are sorted according to the zodiac ...

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One nice thing about speaking a language that not everyone understands is that you can make a lot of inside jokes. This is especially true for prog...

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There are a few unwritten laws in computer science that you have to follow. And if you fail to do so, you are guaranteed not to repeat the mistake....

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We all know it: e-mails with incorrect encoding, in which the German special characters are once again displayed incorrectly. We can only be glad t...

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Let someone say again that we nerds have nothing to do with nature! It can't be a coincidence that parts of the Unix architecture were clearly insp...

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Anyone who has ever worked in IT support will be familiar with the following situation:[i] "Can you help me? My computer has crashed and I can't ac...

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[i]Let me think for a moment..................uh, NO[/i]!If you always need a little time to answer the questions of those around you, then from no...

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Why don't we actually do math in binary in elementary school? Learning just two numbers would make a lot of things easier and it would also be easi...

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It is clear to human eyes what color your shirt is. However, if you encounter robots without color perception, the color information in hex is cert...

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If you read these two words as a German speaker, you automatically get a relaxed feeling. You think of good air, healing springs and absolute peace...

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The perfect shirts for computer scientists

Sometimes a lot is needed to make the everyday life of a computer scientist relaxed and pleasant. Especially when the people you have to help with all kinds of problems don't understand how their computers work. Sometimes it takes more than just a few fancy computer science gadgets. Sometimes you also need the right computer science wardrobe to be able to deal with the sometimes very stupid questions you get. If you're wondering how shirts can help you with this, we can confirm that funny sayings make everyday life a lot easier. After all, who doesn't like it when colleagues nod approvingly at you at the coffee machine because the computer science saying on the textile of your choice is just great.

Whether for admins or programmers, here you will find the right T-shirt

Anyone who is now wondering "What could be so funny and unique on computer science t-shirts, there aren't that many sayings" may have thought that in the past. But don't worry, with our shirts no one has to settle for a run-of-the-mill computer science saying. Regardless of whether you are an IT administrator or a programmer by conviction, with us you will find the perfect t-shirts, hoodies and the like that will really speak to your soul. Whether it is to present your devotion to the Bastard Operator from Hell to the world, to show a few people how to read binary correctly or simply to let others share in the everyday suffering of being a programmer, we will dress you appropriately for every situation.

The perfect gift for computer science fans and pragmatists

It has been well established that computer science shirts make the everyday life of every IT person easier. After all, who doesn't like it when a piece of clothing can take the hassle out of explaining things? A T-shirt like this sounds perfect for pragmatic computer scientists, a perfect gift for pragmatists. After all, pragmatists want to be given appropriate gifts, especially if they are also computer scientists. So if you are looking for a gift idea that will kill two birds with one stone, you have come to the right place. Because with our shirts, no computer scientist or pragmatist will complain if they receive one of these as a gift.