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Geek Shirts and Hoodies

Here you'll find all the outerwear your nerd heart desires: from math jokes to fan shirts from radio and television franchises.
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Witcher Surprise
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In the world of The Witcher, there are various rules and unwritten laws that are anchored in the very foundations of humanity. One of these laws is...

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RPG Dice
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Behind every good player are several good dice. While we have fun, loot and celebrate ourselves afterwards for successful adventures, our faithful ...

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I paused my game
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While Christmas is probably the holiday of love and family for most people, for gamers it is mainly the holiday of gaming. Finally, a few days off ...

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Homo sapiens are not the top of the chain anymore - it's homo-geekeins now!

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Your skill in Reading
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Why don't you get the cool messages that you get in role-playing games when one of your real-life skills has improved?

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SYN/ACK
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The back says ACK.SYN/ACK are the "commands" that the TCP/IP protocol uses to establish every connection.

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Archers
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Merida, Robin Hood, Green Arrow ... a contest of true master archers from films, games, and comics! Something like that would probably take ages, b...

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Call of Cthulhu
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Cosmic creatures of horror have to keep up with the times, just like everyone else. Which is how come the title of legendary horror writer H.P. Lov...

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Capsaicin
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If 'evolution' was human, it would just sigh and bang its head against the wall repeatedly when someone mentions spicy food. After all, the pain ca...

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The wheel of life
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The "Wheel of Life" on the T-shirt impressively captures the wonder of molecular biology. It is a graphic representation of the genetic code, the u...

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Schrödinger's Flerken
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Schrödinger’s Cat – the most famous quantum physics experiment of all time – is not something we should have to or want to explain in detail here. ...

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Come to the Nerd Side
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Many are those that want to tempt you, entice you, and win you over to their side. But there's only one side that offers you what you really n...

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Not procrastinating
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Why focus on the main quest when there are so many interesting side quest? Be it a coffee break, a deep dive into Wikipedia or "quickly looking int...

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Super Moria Bros.
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Come to think of it, dwarves are, in fact, the perfect plumbers. They have to venture deep into narrow, confined holes and will very likely encount...

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Resistance is NOT futile
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Looks like the Borg are in need of a physics lesson or two! Obviously, they've failed to assimilate a culture having at least some basic knowl...

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CSS sucks v2
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Sure, table based layouts should be avoided at all costs, but, if you ever make a layout for Firefox which took several hours of hard work and trie...

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Social Engineering Specialist
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Sometimes it's astonishingly easy to hack into other computer systems. Just pick up your phone and say: "Hi. This is your system administ...

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2+2=5
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For physicists, only the order of magnitude counts.

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We do this
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Are you also a cocky optimist? Then this shirt is just the thing for you! With the witty saying "We do this not because it is easy but because we t...

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Walder Frey - Wedding Planer
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Planning a wedding can be a real nightmare: the right location, good catering, a conflict-free seating order – all of this can drive even the most ...

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Old & New
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The older you get, the more you resist change. On principle. Some developments, on the other hand, are just too good to resist. Yes, the cassette w...

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It compiles, let's sell it!
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At times, one can get the impression that in many software companies, one department does not know what the other is doing and vice versa. For exam...

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You shall not parse!
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Who knew that two small words could make a seasoned programmer sweat and shiver in fear? Simply utter "syntax error" to reduce anyone who works in ...

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Never Forget Death Star
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Some things simply cannot be forgotten. And some should not be forgotten. Like the cowardly attack on the Death Star that cost the lives of over on...

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Wayne-Train
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"Toot Toot, here comes the WAYNEtrain taking your story to the WHATEVERest because nobody cares...

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Who tells us what is right and what is wrong? Or, maybe, right is not right, and wrong is right!? Maybe it's a matter of opinion?

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Invisibility Cloak
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An invisibility cloak... Oh, how good would that be? Think of the places you could sneak into and hide out?!The only thing is, it might not always ...

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Han Shot First
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Greedo: "(Speaking Huttese) You can tell that to Jabba. He may only take your ship." Han: "Over my dead body." Greedo: "(S...

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Don't you agree that it's annoying that so many people speak before they think? This shirt may help you in your struggle against the non-thinkers! :)

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Ask me about my zombie
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With this shirt, you can become a horrible zombie within the blink of an eye. Therefore, you just have to pull the shirt over your head which will ...

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I am root
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Isn't it a good feeling to have power over hardware users? Of course, backups don't help against a real admin, but users won't reali...

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National Sarcasm
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The ‘National Sarcasm Society’ T-shirt is a humorous item of clothing that at first glance gives the impression of being part of an important organ...

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What would GLaDOS do
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There're those tricky situations when you have to ask yourself what would one of your heroes do? Only, heroes can be a bit boring and predicta...

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Perfect Numbers
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A perfect number is a positive integer that is equal to the sum of its proper positive divisors, that is, the sum of its positive divisors excludin...

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Triforce
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If you wear a Triforce, a relic of immense power on your shirt, you will probably have an easier time searching for it in the Zelda games ;)The thr...

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pi * thumb = 42-thumb = 42/pi-thumb = ~13.3742 is the answer to everything, as we know – life, the universe and everything. And, as we know, 1337 ...

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Hoodies and shirts for geeks and nerds

Lots of nerds like science fiction. No wonder, after all, spaceships, futuristic gadgets and the shirts you can buy for sci-fi series are pretty cool. But there aren't just unique shirts and hoodies for sci-fi fans in the world of fan merchandise. There are also lots of funny sayings and motifs for gamers, fantasy geeks, horror film fans, computer science nerds and scientists that deserve to be immortalized on a t-shirt. That's exactly what we thought! With us you'll find loads of unusual and nerdy shirts and hoodies for franchises and sciences that nerds and geeks love.

Shirts for scientists and computer scientists

The world of science is big and varied. The computer science and science shirts and hoodies that are available are just as varied. A classic, for example, is the Schrödinger's cat shirt, which is a great way to convey your love of the thought experiment to others. But besides physics, there are plenty of other scientific disciplines for which you can buy T-shirts and hoodies. For chemists, mathematicians, biologists and computer scientists, we have plenty of unique sayings and shirts that will simply sweeten your everyday office or laboratory life. But you don't have to be a scientist to think our shirts are great. If you're a fan of binary code and molecular chains, you've come to the right place. All computer science fans and IT admins who are big fans of the Bastard Operator from Hell should definitely like our BOFH shirt.

Unique shirts from fantasy to science fiction

Many of us probably already have one or two T-shirts from the film, series or franchise that is particularly close to our hearts. After all, you want to show the world what you, as a nerd, really like. Otherwise, why would you decorate your entire apartment with things like Doctor Who merch! Every Lord of the Rings fan would probably like a You Shall Not Pass shirt to show others that they know how to handle a Balrog. And ours is also great for the math fans out there. But most people don't just like one film or video game, most of the time there are lots of different ones that they just love. If you would like to have the right shirts and hoodies for the games and genres that you think are great, then you have come to the right place.