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Computer scientist shirts and hoodies

Our shirts for computer scientists. Not everyone will understand them, but you can be sure that they will provide something to talk about ;)
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Social Engineering Specialist
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It is surprisingly easy to hack into other computer systems, often a simple phone call does the trick: "Hello, I am your system administrator. I ne...

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reverse engineer
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Particularly talented coders are not satisfied with writing their own code, but also try to analyze other programs and hardware, e.g. to write driv...

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BOFH
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With this shirt, the user world will tremble before you! More info here

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cd pub more beer
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If you think that a shell is a shell and only think of video games when you think of consoles, then this shirt is not necessarily for you. But if y...

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I'm this old
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Some people recognize their age by their back pain. We nerds recognize it by the moment when we want to save a file and briefly think: "Where is ac...

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Reboot
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Whether it's the software, hardware or the analog world outside the computer - sometimes, when things have gotten too convoluted and overheated, al...

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if you can read this
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Sorry to all 1337 h4x0r, but this had to be said :) If you don't understand what it says on the shirt, consider yourself lucky. Nevertheless, here ...

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so much to code...
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For the code monkeys among you ;-)

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Make ASCII great again
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Let's keep our computers clean and make sure Unicode doesn't get a chance! Things like Unicode undermine our good nerd values. If we really think a...

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body
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On your back, of course Aren't we all a bit HTML?

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Evil Admin
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It decides what you can and cannot do. Seemingly omnipotent, he simply blocks your user account or deletes all your data. Whatever you do - he sees...

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56kbps Survivor
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Do you remember that sound? That iconic screech, hiss and beep while your modem painfully dialed into the internet - and you sat there hoping that ...

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Tech Support
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It's the weekend - or late at night - you're gaming, binging or dozing. Suddenly your cell phone rings. That can only mean one thing: your mother i...

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PEBKAC
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Based on a true story: "Look mom, with the new router you no longer need cables and can use Wi-Fi anywhere in the house." - "Can I use it to write ...

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Latex
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You haven't started OpenOffice for months because you write your own letters in latex? Then you shouldn't hesitate and get yourself this T-shirt!

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Hello World
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Don't you sometimes feel like a completely fresh program when you're out and about in real life?

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I will not fix your computer
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There are simply too many DAUs, so the only thing that helps is a general rejection if you don't want to keep answering stupid questions or uninsta...

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Hacken Open Air Girlie Shirt
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This year's Hacken Open Air line-up is once again second to none: The headliners sudo's Priest and Gnutallica will heat you up on the Black Hat Sta...

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reset peer guy
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At some point, there has to be an end to the stupid "Connection reset by peer"

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select * from users where iq > 60
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Uh Oh...You wouldn't want to be the admin of the database...

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Permission Denied. Stay at home.
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In principle, we nerds shouldn't have any problems with curfews in any type of game - after all, we're usually sitting at home in front of the comp...

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Back to the Past
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88 miles per hour were yesterday. For those who really want to go back in time, just press Ctrl+Z - the most powerful shortcut in human history.On ...

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How many people can read hex
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Are HEX numbers your bread and butter? Then you should have little problem understanding the subtle message of this shirt. Otherwise, just think a ...

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Glider symbol
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Linux has the penguin, BSD has the daemon, Perl has the camel and the hacker community has this symbol, called the glider. It is still young, but i...

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Security by obscurity
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The security principle "[i]Security by Obscurity[/i]" from the field of computer and network security is based on the assumption that a system cann...

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Encryption
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In a world full of tracking, data leaks and transparent citizens, one simple truth applies:Encryption is not a crime - it's self-defense.Just becau...

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man woman
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Who understands women... Even Unix doesn't know what to do.

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Jesus saves
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Why didn't anyone tell Jesus that backups are important?

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select * from users (v2)
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Without words

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WinXP Key
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Fun fact: With Windows XP, Microsoft used the product activation system with serial numbers for the first time in order to curb software piracy. Ac...

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Stay away from Server
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Some things are better left to the professionals. This also applies to "just pulling the plug for a moment". So never - NEVER - enter the server ro...

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CSS Ninja
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If real life obeyed CSS code, many things would be easier. Even the lives of ninjas (but not necessarily those of pirates)!

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Life is too short for 56k
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You're looking forward to your long-deserved vacation, book a hotel that mentions something about "Internet access" in the brief description and se...

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beware of bugs in the above code
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For the real computer scientists ;)

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Ctrl Alt Del - The Hardest Gang on the Keyboard
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There are moments in every PC user's life when only one combination can help: CTRL+ALT+DEL. Three keys, one goal - end the frozen chaos and start f...

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Incel vs. Excel
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We are all familiar with the Excel program. The term Incel sounds similar, but is probably less familiar to most people. Let's put it this way: bot...

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The perfect shirts for computer scientists

Sometimes a lot is needed to make the everyday life of a computer scientist relaxed and pleasant. Especially when the people you have to help with all kinds of problems don't understand how their computers work. Sometimes it takes more than just a few fancy computer science gadgets. Sometimes you also need the right computer science wardrobe to be able to deal with the sometimes very stupid questions you get. If you're wondering how shirts can help you with this, we can confirm that funny sayings make everyday life a lot easier. After all, who doesn't like it when colleagues nod approvingly at you at the coffee machine because the computer science saying on the textile of your choice is just great.

Whether for admins or programmers, here you will find the right T-shirt

Anyone who is now wondering "What could be so funny and unique on computer science t-shirts, there aren't that many sayings" may have thought that in the past. But don't worry, with our shirts no one has to settle for a run-of-the-mill computer science saying. Regardless of whether you are an IT administrator or a programmer by conviction, with us you will find the perfect t-shirts, hoodies and the like that will really speak to your soul. Whether it is to present your devotion to the Bastard Operator from Hell to the world, to show a few people how to read binary correctly or simply to let others share in the everyday suffering of being a programmer, we will dress you appropriately for every situation.

The perfect gift for computer science fans and pragmatists

It has been well established that computer science shirts make the everyday life of every IT person easier. After all, who doesn't like it when a piece of clothing can take the hassle out of explaining things? A T-shirt like this sounds perfect for pragmatic computer scientists, a perfect gift for pragmatists. After all, pragmatists want to be given appropriate gifts, especially if they are also computer scientists. So if you are looking for a gift idea that will kill two birds with one stone, you have come to the right place. Because with our shirts, no computer scientist or pragmatist will complain if they receive one of these as a gift.