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Merchandise for the ugly paint comics by Nadja Hermann.

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Erzaehlmirnix cake plate
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Everyone is happy to have a nice visitor, but not at all about cleaning beforehand. If the guests then step elegantly over the doormat and promptly...

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Erzaehlmirnix webcomic fridge magnets
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Annoying colleagues, despair over politics, and all the craziness of everyday life - there's a webcomic from erzaehlmirnix for pretty much every si...

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The thing about calming tea is that it first has to be drunk in peace. And then it has to be absorbed by the body at rest. As you can see, it's the...

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We've all been there: you're sitting on the train, in a café or anywhere else in public and strange people stare at you. At first you might think: ...

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Erzaehlmirnix mug - 2020
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Let's not beat about the bush: 2020 was anything but a great year. The next world war loomed in January, half of Australia burned down in February ...

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So, once again for the record: During the corona pandemic, 1. masks must be worn in retail stores and on public transport and 2. a safe distance of...

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