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Unit tests are for beginners, test environments are overrated and the last deploy was... adventurous? Then Test in Production is exactly your style...

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Social Engineering Specialist

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It is surprisingly easy to hack into other computer systems, often a simple phone call does the trick: "Hello, I am your system administrator. I ne...

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Geek Button RTFM

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Before annoying other people with technical questions, you should perhaps take a look at the manual yourself. The next time you're asked, you can p...

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BOFH

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With this shirt, the user world will tremble before you! More info here

I'm this old

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Some people recognize their age by their back pain. We nerds recognize it by the moment when we want to save a file and briefly think: "Where is ac...

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Reboot

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Whether it's the software, hardware or the analog world outside the computer - sometimes, when things have gotten too convoluted and overheated, al...

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Geek Button I Will Not Fix Your Computer

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This button should be part of the wardrobe of every person who is even remotely involved with computers. Because this fact does not automatically t...

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Make ASCII great again

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Let's keep our computers clean and make sure Unicode doesn't get a chance! Things like Unicode undermine our good nerd values. If we really think a...

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56kbps Survivor

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Do you remember that sound? That iconic screech, hiss and beep while your modem painfully dialed into the internet - and you sat there hoping that ...

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Tech Support

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It's the weekend - or late at night - you're gaming, binging or dozing. Suddenly your cell phone rings. That can only mean one thing: your mother i...

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Evil Admin

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It decides what you can and cannot do. Seemingly omnipotent, he simply blocks your user account or deletes all your data. Whatever you do - he sees...

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The Keyboard X50Q Keyboard

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When it comes to choosing a keyboard that meets the highest demands for typing, coding and gaming at the same time, sooner or later you will end up...

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Geek Button May The Source Be With You

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What the Force is to Jedis, the source code is to computer scientists. If you control it, you basically control everything. But remember: with grea...

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PEBKAC

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Based on a true story: "Look mom, with the new router you no longer need cables and can use Wi-Fi anywhere in the house." - "Can I use it to write ...

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I will not fix your computer

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There are simply too many DAUs, so the only thing that helps is a general rejection if you don't want to keep answering stupid questions or uninsta...

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Hacken Open Air Girlie Shirt

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This year's Hacken Open Air line-up is once again second to none: The headliners sudo's Priest and Gnutallica will heat you up on the Black Hat Sta...

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reset peer guy

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At some point, there has to be an end to the stupid "Connection reset by peer"

Permission Denied. Stay at home.

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In principle, we nerds shouldn't have any problems with curfews in any type of game - after all, we're usually sitting at home in front of the comp...

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Geek sticker BOFH

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If you regularly have to help other people with the simplest of tasks, the chances are good that you will become a BOFH, a Bastard Operator From He...

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Encryption

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In a world full of tracking, data leaks and transparent citizens, one simple truth applies:Encryption is not a crime - it's self-defense.Just becau...

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127.0.0.1 Thermo mug

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When navigating through the sheer endless expanse of the local network, inexperienced users must be careful not to lose track of the assigned IP ad...

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select * from users (v2)

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Without words

WinXP Key

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Fun fact: With Windows XP, Microsoft used the product activation system with serial numbers for the first time in order to curb software piracy. Ac...

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Stay away from Server

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Some things are better left to the professionals. This also applies to "just pulling the plug for a moment". So never - NEVER - enter the server ro...

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Tin sign Plant.zip.zip

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In 1989, Phil Katz thought that you could make a lot of money with compression. He was not entirely wrong, because the invention of the ZIP format ...

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Incel vs. Excel

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We are all familiar with the Excel program. The term Incel sounds similar, but is probably less familiar to most people. Let's put it this way: bot...

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Thanks, Stack Overflow

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Ever since Bill Gates' famous saying about lazy people, we have known that good computer scientists are characterized by their ability to achieve t...

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I root - you nothing

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With this shirt you create clarity:Your server - your empire

Stay at 127.0.0.1

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Translated into "normal language", the T-shirt text would mean something like "Please stay at home. Don't broadcast /connect with everyone". So: "P...

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./configure make make install

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Linux users and... the others. The ones who might not understand this shirt, you can recognize them by ...

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Return of the Legacy Code

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Somewhere in the depths of the repository, it slumbers. Undocumented, misunderstood, untouchable: the legacy code. Nobody knows who wrote it anymor...

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