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Before annoying other people with technical questions, you should perhaps take a look at the manual yourself. The next time you're asked, you can p...

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Reboot

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Be it software, hardware or the analog world outside the computer - sometimes, when things have gotten too messy and are running hot, all it takes ...

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The Keyboard X50Q Keyboard

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When it comes to choosing a keyboard that meets the highest demands for typing, coding and gaming at the same time, sooner or later you will end up...

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Make ASCII great again

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Let's keep our computers clean and ban Unicode! Abominations like Unicode are destroying our good nerd-values and when you get right down to it, AS...

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reset peer guy

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There has to be an end to this dumb "Connection reset by peer".

I will not fix your computer

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There are too many newbies around. If you do not want to answer dumb questions or deinstall AOL for the 10th time, then you may want to buy this t-...

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PEBKAC

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True story."Look, Mum, with the new router you don't need cables anymore! Now you can use WLAN in the whole house"."So can I wr...

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Permission Denied. Stay at home.

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At least in theory, we nerds should not have problems with curfews, right? After all, we usually spend the majority of our time at home in front of...

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Geek sticker BOFH

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If you regularly have to help other people with the simplest of tasks, the chances are good that you will become a BOFH, a Bastard Operator From He...

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Tech Support

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It's the weekend - or late at night - you're gaming, binging, or dozing off. Suddenly, your phone rings. It can only mean one thing: your mother is...

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Computer science economy set

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The perfect bundle for technology enthusiasts and IT insiders! With this set, you get two original products that are not only functional, but also ...

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select * from users (v2)

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Without words.

Encryption

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In a world full of tracking, data leaks, and transparent citizens, one simple truth applies:Encryption is not a crime—it is self-defense.Just becau...

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127.0.0.1 Thermo mug

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When navigating through the sheer endless expanse of the local network, inexperienced users must be careful not to lose track of the assigned IP ad...

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WinXP Key

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Fun fact: The Windows XP operating system was the first to use product activation keys to reduce software piracy. An activation by phone or online ...

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Geek Button 127.0.0.1

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Confident 127.0.0.1, happiness alone. With this button you can declare all kinds of things to be your home. But whether other people will accept th...

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Thanks, Stack Overflow

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As we all know, a good computer scientist knows how to achieve a certain goal with as little effort as possible. According to Bill Gates, a lazy pe...

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Evil Admin

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He decides what you can and cannot do. Seemingly omnipotent, he simply locks your user account or deletes all your data. Whatever you do - he sees ...

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I root - you nothing

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With this shirt, you wipe away the last doubts:Your server - your kingdom

Stay away from Server

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Some things are best left to the professionals. This also applies to “just quickly pulling the plug.” So never—NEVER—enter the server room uninvite...

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Stay at 127.0.0.1

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Translated into "normal language", the T-shirt text would read something like "Please stay at home. Don't broadcast /connect with everyone". For ex...

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./configure make make install

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There are two kinds of people: Linux user and... those other guys (people who might not understand this shirt). You will recognize them by their ab...

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Incel vs. Excel

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Most of us have had more or less good experiences with the Excel program. It may sometimes be annoying, but it definitely has its good sides. This ...

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Tin Sign Plant.zip.zip

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In 1989, Phil Katz thought that you could really make money with compression. He was not entirely wrong, because the invention of the ZIP format ma...

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The Keyboard 5Q Keyboard

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When it comes to choosing a keyboard that meets the highest demands for typing, coding and gaming at the same time, sooner or later you will end up...

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